Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
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I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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