My entire life is one complicated drinking game
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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