Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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