I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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