Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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