TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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