We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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