Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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