just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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