Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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