yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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