Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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