Jerry, you need to find god
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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