I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
there was a trapeze. enough said
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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