if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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