Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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