my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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