When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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