with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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