No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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