So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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