I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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