Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize