Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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