i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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