should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize