windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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