If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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