Who did Billy Mays play for?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
wow bdsm is so cute
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