i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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