I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
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She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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