did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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