Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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