the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize