This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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