i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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