So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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