babies were throwing up all over the place
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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