I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
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had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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