I'm going to jail i love you
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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