he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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