I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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