so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i think i just lost a toe
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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