Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Shame is for Republicans.
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