And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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