how can u be prego again
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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