are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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