You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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