I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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