Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Still dying that you shit outside
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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