Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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