I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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